Cooking

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

by Mary john Watson September 29, 2017

Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

cooking

when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock

im cooking some heroin

by be ran July 30, 2008

cooking

the act of masturbation.

dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.

by therocketlaunchers. August 18, 2008

Cooking

Blowing a guy; preforming oral sex on a guy

Everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.

by Agrandy May 12, 2010

Cooking

To cook something, make it hot for a while. Then it's cooked. It's a doddle. I was amazed too when I found out how simple cooking is.

*no example present*

by Anony! November 24, 2004

cooking

when someone can party so hard without passing out

A: "you not cooking?!?!?!"
B: "yea dude"
C: "wah wah wah wah wah wah"

by jordan dean June 5, 2005