Comment Vulture

A person who will go under another person's comments and try to gain notoriety. This can be either in the form of straight-up self-promotion or trying to sneakily redirect people to their social media. There are many form factors of doing this and a multitude of ways to do this.

Example:

(Person commenting under post): "No cap i make better content then 'insert influencer' and will always!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "I love this video and it relates to me, my mother recently died of cancer and this video helps me cope with it thanks so much"

(Person 2 Reply): "Yo guys i just posted my new song and its the most fire thing you will ever hear!"

That guy is a comment vulture no one respects him and he has no family, friends, or anything to live for in life.

by TommyNFG March 8, 2022

Comment of 1/6/23

Ace’s comment on 1/6/23

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
I: It’s the comment of 1/6/23
J: ?
I: Ace’s comment on J’s page (Not you of course)
J: *visible confusion*

by Ace the simp March 4, 2023

comment out

To disable lines of code in a program by surrounding them with comment-start and comment-stop characters.

This means that the code written inside the comment-start and comment-stop area will be treated as the programmer's comments and will not be run.

We commented out the last half of our program to make sure that the first half was working.

by inane5 July 16, 2005

Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.

Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?

by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016

comment section

Where humanity goes to die...

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???

by SantoBougé October 20, 2015

Comment Conversation

On facebook, when you post a picture or your status and someone leaves a open ended comment, and then you reply with another open ended comment, and before you know it, it's 64 comments later you are NOT talking about the picture anymore and you and this person and going on and on about some random subject, making your conversation completely public and giving you millions of those little notification e-mails that are very annoying.

Person 1 - "OHMYGAWWD your picture is TOTALLY CA-UTE love you beotch LOLZ I miss you wanna chill this weekend or go to a movie xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo <3 *muah*"
Person 2 - "OMG hun, ily2 loooolz im totally down for a hang out or movie, when are you free? I'm free on friday and saturday."
Person 1 - "hm well lets TOTALLY hang friday, wanna invite other people. , TOTAL party tehe.who should we invite,where should we go, blah blah..."
Person 3 - "take this comment conversation to msn for christ sakes."

by Suesworth February 24, 2009

Comment-Kazi

The act of bombarding someones social network status with comments. The comments should not be spam and should have some sort of relevance related to the original post.

Taken from combining the words Comment and Comakazi

(Victim Status) :Is at the movies. What is your favorite movie?

Comment: over 300 different movie titles...

(It helps to have more then 1 person Comment-Kazi'ing the status)

by Jayzion September 15, 2010