Clooney

another definition for clownery

idk just say clooney instead of clownery

by faggot2006x_ December 12, 2021

Clooney

Noun: The Re-Telling of a joke that you already tried to tell but it fell flat or no one heard, so you try to make the same joke again when you should have just let it go. Just let it go, man...

Background: On a talk show once, George Clooney made a joke that apparently no one heard. Everyone was still laughing about something else. So he waited a moment until everyone finished laughing, and then repeated the exact same joke a SECOND TIME. That time he got the laughs for the joke.

SEE ALSO: Pulling a George. This one is much more nefarious. In this instance someone ELSE made a joke that nobody heard... except for you. And then when the laughter clears, you STEAL THEIR JOKE and tell it as if it was YOURS... so you get the laughs for THEIR JOKE. Don't pull a George, asshole!

"Dude, your joke was lame enough the first time... Definitely not worthy of pulling a Clooney!"

by JeffThaDov January 21, 2022

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

Clooney Syndrome

The disease of being so good looking and charming, Much like George Clooney that women actually assume you are only out to have sex with them. Thus, limiting the number of women you actually get to have sex with.

Sufferers of Clooney Syndrome include:
George Clooney
Matt Lauer
Winston Spivey
Johnny Depp

by Spivs October 28, 2008

Clooney Effect

When a guy is too good looking and intimidates any surrounding social group. The guy is considered to be so good looking (like the actor George Clooney) that he has a hard time getting woman to trust him because they think he's a player. Also the men around him get jealous and try to push you out of the social group with drama so they have a better chance with the women in the group.

Girl: "Hey, I don't get a good vibe from him, he's very handsome and I think he's a player"

Girl2: "Yea, he suffers from the Clooney Effect, give him a chance though... don't judge too quickly."

by DragMeToHell May 28, 2009

Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

by CorpSE August 26, 2013

Clooney the bitch

To Clooney the bitch means to fuck a really fly hoe.

Hey, I met this hot bartender Friday, I've got plans to Clooney the bitch.

by Anthony Congress September 10, 2016