Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022

The King’s Chair

A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.

Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.

by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025

Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.

Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?

by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021

it’s a chair, wdym?

when someone is sitting on another’s lap, but swears they are sharing the chair.

A: Dude, is she sitting on your lap?
B: It’s a chair, wdym?

by rebecca the hottie December 29, 2017

Busby's (Stoop) Chair

A haunted oak chair, known to be cursed by Thomas Busby. So many deaths were attributed to people who sat on it.

Don't sit on the Busby's (stoop) chair, or you'll get cursed.

by SilvaJulie September 11, 2018

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016