CERT 

Stands for CIS Exclusionary Radical Transexual

Idk fam, if you ask me it's only those CERTS who don't like JK Rowling

CERT by Actuallyisme September 24, 2020

CERT 

Class Exclusionary Radical Transgender

While they do look fabulous that CERT is a rich neo-liberal.

CERT by BobJenkins51 May 11, 2021

Cert 

Abbreviation for Certified. May be used to describe something positively.

dawg that sandwich was cert

Cert by the_fucking_legend. June 12, 2022

Cert

The root form of “concert”. It means a performance for one person. I’ll walk you through how we got to “concert”. The root “con-“ means together in this case. If you were to go to a performance with your friend, essentially a cert together, you would have a con-cert. In English, we remove hyphens that don’t break up 3-letter groups when we add a prefix/suffix, so “concert”.

“I should’ve become a producer, they get certs all the time.”

Cert by Lynn Guist March 8, 2026

Junior Cert 

A useless test taken by all Irish teenagers halfway through secondary school. It involves learning a tonne of shit that you'll forget when you're 18 like everything else at school, only in this case the result has no effect whatsoever on your later life.

Kid: Why do we have to study so hard?
Teacher:It's all going to show up in the Junior Cert.
Unfortunately the conversation ends here as nobody has enough balls to say,'why the hell do we do the Junior Cert?'

Junior Cert by DaMan1997 September 21, 2011

leaving cert 

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.

Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !

leaving cert by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016

junior cert 

ireland's over-hyped loada bollix test

hey man juss finished my junior cert.Now i can officially become a builder.

junior cert by Jonjoe-mossy June 23, 2010