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Cedar Shoals

A school in Athens Georgia that is often called “the shoals”. At cedar you will find wanna be thugs, hoes, and marijuana referred to as “that gas”.
Cedar Shoals student: Aye bruh you got that gas?
Cedar Shoals student 2: hell ya. Matter fact ima bless you.
by Freakwhores February 16, 2018
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Cedar Cliff

A school in central PA known for being filled with awkward, mostly drug-addicted students who have a strong hatred toward rednecks at Red Land.

Every day some kind of fight breaks out, a part of the school catches on fire, or one of the teachers has a meltdown at the audacity of 'kids these days'.

The sports teams rock and always kick Red Land's ass, yet the school board spends more money on renovating a piece of shit school than they ever would on extra-curricular activities people actually care about.

Everywhere you turn people are dry-humping in the hallway and can not be separated, even with crowbars.

Cedar Cliff is most popular for having "creeper" teachers that enjoy having young girls suck chalk dust, hand sanitizer and milk shakes off their fingers. Students are also known for complying whole-heartedly with this to get better grades.

Even though a McDonald's is a two minute walk away, OSS is given out for going there during lunch.

Half the female population in the school is pregnant, has had a pregnancy scare, or insists on pretending they are pregnant to get a sufficient amount of attention.

The school is so hot in the summer that kids pass out daily from it and in the winter, if you aren't wearing a snow suit, you are generally so cold that some part of your body develops frost bite.

Most of the classes are considered a joke and the teachers cannot honestly relate how any of what you are learning will apply to your career later in life.
Jack: She just had her fourth kid and is still addicted to heroin.

Jill: Must have went to Cedar Cliff.
by cedarcliffsucks April 14, 2011
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cedarburg high school

school full of suburban rich white kids that dont like their town and pass their free time by starting drama with each other
person 1: do you go to cedarburg high school?

person 2: yea i hate it

person 1: wanna switch me in milwaukee?

person 2: hell no theres black people there
by negro mcnuggets June 20, 2011
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Cedarburg

A small, over-policed, self-proclaimed quaint city in southeastern Wisconsin that is full of children pissed off at how conservative their parents are. To feel like individuals they lash out in various ways mainly by listening to jam bands, doing drugs, growing shitty dreads, drinking coffee, and complaining about suburban woes that happen every day in real cities.
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by Melvin Ledvina August 12, 2009
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Cedar Rapids

The largest speed trap in the USA, cleverly disguised as a city with an inferiority complex.
"I drove through Cedar Rapids yesterday so I'm gonna be a bit late on this month's rent."
by Cityoffivesmells February 24, 2012
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Cedward Diggorlen

A nickname used for Robert Pattinson based on his two biggest characters, Cedric Diggory (of Harry Potter) and Edward Cullen (of Twilight).
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II July 16, 2009
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Cedar rat

Cedar rats are a endanger race of rodents that only exists in cedar. Mostly liking lil uzi vert and not knowing og rappers.
by Rodentiglist October 15, 2019
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