caloris

the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris

by sevenatenein May 5, 2018

Calories

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night

by Eden953 May 14, 2015

Calories

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.

by Monfoo May 8, 2017

Calorious

adj. Containing calories.

Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.

by Barbies March 15, 2011

calorie

a mythical unit that is used to make people think they will get fat from eating certain foods.

a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.

by LTG Huntoon March 15, 2011

calorie

super bad and stuff.

OMG that banana has lyke, 10 CALORIES!!!!!!42q!4

by 2357551112456h September 21, 2005

calories

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

by Organ Donor August 20, 2003