Old cafateria hag

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around

Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.

by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017

CAFAB

Coercively Assigned Female At Birth. Doctors designate expected gender identity based upon anatomy at birth. Cisgender women, trans* men, non-binary people, and intersex people may be CAFAB.

mother after giving birth: "Is it a girl or a boy?"
doctor: "It's CAFAB."
mother: "...?"
doctor: "Its external anatomy mirrors that of many females, but we don't actually know if it's a girl or not. You'll have to wait and see."

by originaliswrong May 23, 2014

cafake

An establishment which poses as a typical 'neighborhood' cafe/bistro but is actually the impliment and extention of a vast corporate entity, the creation of which paradoxically threatens the actual independant cafes they were modeled on.
Usually found in bookstores, malls, and natual supermarkets.

See also: Starbucks, Au Bon Pain, Panera Bread, Seattle's Best

A) When she walked in, Sarah could tell by the rows and rows of vaccuum-sealed sandwiches that she had entered a cafake.

B) I always thought the Starbucks down the street was pretty legit, but then I went to Europe.

by oniondip October 26, 2006

Cafaful

When one is in the midst of a problem.

I like two boys at once, I'm in a cafaful.

by john markss September 10, 2011

cafart

When you force out a cough in attempt to cover a fart.

Jenny was so embarrased to let her gass pass in public that she averted attention with a wild 'cafart' which, thankfully eluded the crowd.

by soozer poozer March 5, 2009

cafader

A bottle or some sort of container you urinate in when you can't get up or are too lazy to.

John was driving across the country and in order to save time he urinated in a cafader.

by m0lk November 14, 2009

Cafango

noun: drink consisting of a mix of cuban coffee, milk, and peach nectar. Created by Cubans in the 1930s because there was low importation of goods such as sugar, salt, and flour among others. Since they were not able to sweeten up their coffee they sweetened it up with peach nectar. A one of a kind delicacy created by a one of a kind people.

Juan loves to drink cafango, he can drink it day and night. Dale!

by thewimplepop September 29, 2012