Cactus

misunderstood. someone who looks like they can hurt you. someone who's intentions are always good but end up hurting people they love due to their nature. beautiful disasters.
She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.
by messygal August 24, 2016
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When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.
Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.
by The Range March 08, 2022
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Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.
Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
by Marti P. B. July 06, 2009
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My penis got tore up by that catus last night
by Jamacian Jerkin January 24, 2003
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A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.
You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.
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has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus
omg look at her legs, shes a cactus
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An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit
by LoLHaPpYFaCe April 27, 2011
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