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Bystander Intervention

Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.
by Sultry Santa August 19, 2019
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Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
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Inocent Bystander

the people wo get shot during my reckless drive byes in my new benz
i was doin a drive by and shot this inocent bystander
by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003
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bystander

The bystander is a creature or person something troubled and dreaded from other places or worlds.
Have you watched bystanders are stupid!
by Universo e oltre February 17, 2021
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Bystander

A person who witnesses an event and then says something about it to an adult or trust adult.
The bystander went to the teacher after she witnessed someone being bullied
by Imakemoresensethenyou October 6, 2019
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earbang the bystander

when you are tired of people saying somebody who is a complete axxhole is the best person in da wurld.

this laydee was a complete axxhole protecting the wurlds bigguts axxhole army.
I got bored of listening so I started to earbang the bystander, all the bystander got earbanged to shit.
by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025
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Bystanders Paranoia

To feel fear, or to feel threatened, from a situation that you have little control over or that you are not directly affected by. The overwhelming fear is usually not caused by the situation itself but by people exaggerating information to make you obsess over what's going on.

Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.

Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.

The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.

Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.
Boy 1: I'm kind of worried about Leann, she been doing nothing but watching CNN and reading ABC News for days. She always seems like she's terrified of something.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.
by chatterbug779 August 1, 2021
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