Bystander Intervention

The feminist term for cock block

Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.

by Sultry Santa August 19, 2019

Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Inocent Bystander

the people wo get shot during my reckless drive byes in my new benz

i was doin a drive by and shot this inocent bystander

by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003

Indecent Bystander

1. Someone who observes an an improper action but fails to do anything about it.

2. Similar to an individual acting like a douchebag.

3. Mispronunciation for "Innocent Bystander"

Scott was standing there and saw everything that happened and didn't do anything to fix it. He's such an Indecent Bystander

by Streakster June 15, 2018

bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.

Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

Bystander

A person who witnesses an event and then says something about it to an adult or trust adult.

The bystander went to the teacher after she witnessed someone being bullied

by Imakemoresensethenyou October 6, 2019

Bro bystander

Is a Male with privilege that complains about his entitlement to better neighborhood without offering any real substantial solutions or a desire to use his privilege to aid in the cause he's complaining about. Bro bystanders are usually those who are gentrifying neighborhoods and do not understand inequality, inequity, recognize racism and their own privilege.

Justin Keller is a bro bystander.

by Socialjustice16 September 6, 2016