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Buttprint

The residual mark or imprint of an individual's butt cheeks, left upon a particular substrate where the person has been previously seated.
Marsha left a perfectly symmetrical buttprint on my nogahide sofa.
by Woodrow Charles January 13, 2008
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Jersey Butterfinger

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"
by matt5000 June 2, 2010
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butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things
It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.
by Light Joker May 29, 2005
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buttbanditry

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........
James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.
by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003
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Buttering the Cat

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.
"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"
by philhellenike December 22, 2021
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bushbrain

Noun: 1. Any person who can't pronounce the word nuclear, even though someone must have told him by now that nucular is not a word. 2. Any person whose brain is unconnected to his mouth. 3. One whose speeches or commentary cause people to throw the remote at the TV screen.
How did that bushbrain get a TV show? He just said nucular again!
by magill March 22, 2008
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butterbrain

A female who is super hot with a nice body and face, but is brain dead.

butterbrain = "but her brain"
Guy 1: Damn that girl is smokin hot!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's a butterbrain
Guy 1: Oh screw her
by Makolyte June 26, 2009
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