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Butt Baby

Noun; When a man takes a shit so big that it stretches out his asshole. The result is a very large stool that could be the size of a small child.
Man 1, "I took the hugest shit ever just now!"

Man 2, "How big was it?"

Man 1, "It was a Butt Baby!"
by Ronnie Kimbel February 24, 2010
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Butt Baby

While performing sloppy anal sex with little to no care; if semen is allowed to drip from the anus into the vagina what we now know as a butt baby has the potential of being conceived. Butt babies are quite obviously identified as their overwhelming need to whine about everything and their pungent odor that will never fade.

UPDATE: Warning! It has been confirmed that a dirty toilet seat can also result in becoming pregnant with a butt baby!
Daryl: I hate that douche Scott. I can't believe he has a job here, I don't even think he is capable of dressing himself.

Bill: Dude... Scott is a butt baby, stop being so judgmental and put yourself in his poopy shoes for a hot minute.

Daryl: Oh man, I had no idea... now I feel like a butt baby.
by Cuddlesworth December 2, 2015
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butt baby

1)A baby which has been either concieved due to anal sex or has been born through the anal passage as opposed to the vagina. Usually resembles a faeces covered fetus.

2)An insult directed at people who enjoy rectums and their function.
1)"Thomas was a Butt Baby, he was born out of a smelly anus."
2)"Thomas is such a Butt Baby, look at the way he acts around rectums."
by Casanova M-baby May 4, 2005
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Butt Babies

The other term for fecal matter (feices) (poop)
It comes for you butt, and its like a little baby, therefor butt babies
Dude!! i clogged the toilet with a litter butt babies
by elle wordo mastero June 9, 2009
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Butt Baby

The infant born that was concieved during anal intercourse. This occurs when a male ejaculates inside of a woman's anus, then she omits gas and the sperm is then forced out of and carried to her vagina. Once inside, she becomes inpregnated.
A porn stars who eats beans is most likely to produce a butt baby.
by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009
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butt baby

azoural and extractor
Man 1: Dude I cant go to the party my mom said no
Man 2: What are you a fuckin butt baby
Man 1: Do I look like extractor 111 or freddy fazbear to you?
by Jack67194 May 28, 2023
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Butt Baby

A baby whom is born from thy mothers butt
by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022
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