Azoura is literally a fucking goddess. She is usually tall as fuck but that’s ok because we love tall women. Azoura can be the sweetest and most caring girl you can ever meet but the minute you abuse her niceness she will literally forget you even exist. She gives bomb ass head and I’m talking soul evaporating, gripping the sheets, legs twitching type shit. She has a lot of crazy mental shit wrong with her but hey we love em crazy. If you ever meet a Azoura please keep her close because she is gem you will never find again nor ever forget.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"