surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 7, 2005

BUTTSEX

putting a penis into someone's anus

serge loved buttsex a whole lot, especially with his guy friends

by shitwrecker June 3, 2006

good old-fashioned buttsex

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!

Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

by DudeManBro January 22, 2015

Buttsex

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When you open up your buttcheeks nice and wide so the other person can stick their dick inside.

We were having buttsex, then my mother came in and saw my 12 inch dick being shoved up the other guy's anus.

by DoctorRoflcopter March 12, 2015

buttseck

One unit of anal sex.

what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?

by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

surprise buttsex

Anal sex, only unexpected. If you were suddenly penetrated anally, you'd be surprised too.

*Sneaks up behind a person* Surprise buttsex!

by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006

buttsex

Someting Cathy craves, but only if it's *quality* buttsex.

Cathy heard about buttsex on HBO, but thought she had to get arrested before having it. We haven't seen her in four months.

by Scott'n'Ann January 24, 2004