bushwhacker

Any man or woman who appreciates hairy vaginas far too much.

My friend is a bushwhacker and he only fucks women when he can't see their vagina through the bush.

by largeandnotincharge July 26, 2011

bushwhacker

A penis or, a gardening tool (a very painful gardening tool).

girl: wow your bushwhacker is huge!
man: really i never noticed

or

A bushwhacker is that how you chopped off your dick?

by bobie ate my pie! February 20, 2010

Bushwhacker

An alcoholic beverage containing Coco Lopez, Kahlua, Bacardi Select, Bacardi 151, whole milk, moonshine, chocolate vodka, and water

I just had a four way bushwhacker with my three best friends and it tasted DAMN good

by wootnymph May 18, 2013

Bushwhacker

1.Guy with long, grey hair who has big sweat stains.
2. Lastname of the current U.S. prez.

1. Look at that bushwhacker putting on deoderant.
2. Girl from Harvard: Look girls! It's Georgie Bushwhacker!!!! Let's get autographs!!!!

by E.K. November 18, 2004

bushwhacker

An offensive term for an Indigenous American.

My friend married a bushwhacker.

by AtlanticComputer October 4, 2020

bahama bushwhacker

a drink for the worst of days. 2 cans of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, 16 ice cubes (no less, no more), 3 pints of orange pulp, a 1/2 ounce of freshly shaved pubic hair, a candle (melted preferably), a teaspoon of spit and a Hershey's Crackle mini bar. Blend all mixed ingredients and serve warm to your favorite enemy or relative.

"Hey Chuck! Why do you have pubes in your puke?"
"Ah man, I just got a bahama bushwhacker from my great uncle again."

by littlemaggot May 4, 2025