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Buscemi

Someone who is permanently in the friend zone, not good looking enough to be the main attraction, but a very cool person. Named for the great Steve Buscemi.
She's a great chick, why don't you ask her out? Nah I Buscemi'ed her ages ago.
by roro xolo July 27, 2014
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Steve Buscemi

Harmony's lover
Harmony and Steve Buscemi are SOOOOO in love. They're secretly fucking.
by stevebuscemih8er January 15, 2014
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The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015
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Steve Buscemi

A Hollywood actor known for being in every Adam Sandler movie as a creep because they're friends.

Alternatively, his name is used as a meme by college kids. When a girl says she knows someone famous, a guy will ask if she knows famous person's good friend Steve Buscemi (and label him as whatever the famous person in question does). The girl will almost always say yes, catching her in the lie. Steve Buscemi and his weird eyes never fail.
Girl: I used to date Johnny Manziel at A&M.

Guy: oh, Johnny Manziel? So you must know his bestfriend on campus, one of his teammates, Steve Buscemi?
Girl: oh my god yaaas! Steve was SO good at football too!

Guy: Steve Buscemi is the actor that played Crazy Eyes in Mr. Deeds, ya fuckin cunty whore.
by KumbleSubbaswamy December 1, 2017
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Buscemi Tingle

When a dude cums multiple times in a row and gets the semen sucked out of him so hard that his eyes roll in the back of his head and looks like steve buscemi when they are opened again.
"Hey mike, I heard she gave you the 'ol buscemi tingle four times last sunday."
by Thiggity Whompson June 15, 2017
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Full Buscemi

A situation or act that requires the participant(s)

to be fully committed, while giving the illusion that it is light hearted or inconsequential.
Dinner and a movie was on the agenda, but it was actually a Full Buscemi.
by LoungeDog May 13, 2019
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Buscemied

When you pick up a sock in your friend's dorm room and smell it and it turns out to be a cum sock.
Loren got buscemied last night. He had no idea and it was hilarious
by Spyda Webb October 22, 2019
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