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Burkonitis

The act of becoming extremely horny. This tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.

Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.

Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt
Brandon Burke has had Burkonitis all his life, im surprised he hasent gotten any pooty tang yet.
by JNiggaaa January 6, 2010
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Burtonite

A happy emo, which may sound like a contradiction, but isn't. It happens. and when it does, it's called a Burtonite.
"Emma is such a burtonite!"
by The Original Burtonite May 3, 2008
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Burtoning

Refers to when one goes snowboarding with all Burton gear (hard and soft goods). Usually happens by accident as when one Burton product is purchased it tends to be incompatible with anything else on the market.
I can't wait for it to start snowing, I really want to go burtoning!

Why did I buy this over priced Burton board? Now I have to buy these over priced Burton bindings because nothing else will fit. Oh well I guess I'll just go burtoning this year...
by 8===D --- ('o') April 1, 2009
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ButtonstheClown

The original Emo Ranger; but can be used to denote one who cries while masturbating.
"Oh man, you're making me feel like ButtonstheClown; and that usualy doesn't happen untill after I masturbate to the banners on battle.net"
by Mephiston November 29, 2004
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Bourbonista

The act of getting drunk on Bourbon and how it excuses you for all the possible cringe worthy events following.
Little: "So you get a booty call and jump a taxi to his place at 1.30am... Why??"
Big: "Bourbonista"

Meegis: "Im covered in scratches and bruises from rolling around in the bushes after V"
Blixie: "Bourbonista - it has a lot to answer for!"
by Blixie March 29, 2009
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Burtonize

When something is so fucked up looking, it looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton movie like Edward Scissorhands.
"Man, that old smashed up barn is so Burtonized.
by EPrime October 15, 2006
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buttonstein

Another word for fleek or 'on point'.
Man girl, your eyebrows are buttonstein!
by biffula September 23, 2016
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