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Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
by Mr BigG April 22, 2015
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Bantot

The Filipino way of saying smelly.
It will never be Marchello’s crowning glory in that stupid pageant because he is Bantot and ugly!
by JRHU July 14, 2020
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me: my favorite anime is bungou stray dogs.
mia: what is that?
me: *blocks cutely*
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Fungo Bungo

The act of wearing tropical or hawaiian themed shirts/attire often out to bars, parties, or other social occasions. Typically done regardless of the current season or weather, contradicting the traditional context in which it is appropriate to wear such clothing.
Person 1: We should go out tonight, but I don't know what to wear.
Person 2: We could do fungo bungo.
Person 1: But we're in the middle of winter!
Person 2: And?
by OGLAVACAKES January 26, 2023
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Bintou

An exquisite combination of letters that form into a name for a woman like no other.
A name that resembles beauty of a kind; She has angelic features and so if you ever meet a Bintou treat her gently as she is very precious!
Good morning Bintou!
by abkerson September 23, 2016
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Benton Middle School

the worst middle school in prince william county because the teachers suck ass and the administration can’t suspend kids for more then a week regardless of what they do because their too scared of parents coming at their necks, worst 3 years of my life, the teachers worry about your phone more then teaching your class, they care about how good their sports teams are then their actual education, if you get that one math teacher in 7th grade that
makes you do 5 questions of homework everyday (if you went to benton you know who i’m talking about) say good bye to having a good year because they ruin it, the school is mostly full of white kids pretending their black and 6th graders who think they know everything, GL if you go to benton
Teacher: Give me your phone or i’m calling an administrator!

Student: we are doing absolutely nothing
Teacher: I’m calling an administrator

Student: I hate benton middle school

Administration: You smoked weed in the bathroom for the 3rd time this year? 1 week out of school suspension.
Student: Bet.
by hmmmmmnice September 21, 2019
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Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.
"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast
by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015
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