Bulls eye

When someone ejaculated onto someone's eye

Yeah, I hit that bitch with the old bulls eye

by Real balls December 9, 2021

Bullseye

Bullseye- idiom, strong affirmation of a statement or action. Verbal confirmation that a bad-ass or spot-on action or statement that has just occurred.

Other forms include- so bullseye, that's so bullseye, fuckin-a-right bullseye.

Todd fucked that dude up after Henry threatened him with a gun, compelling Abbi to reply 'that's so bullseye' & Sadie to post the caption 'fuckin-a-right bullseye' on her gay instagram account.

by Wongfang March 17, 2017

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 18, 2007

key west bullseye

Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.

Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?

Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?

Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.

Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.

by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009

bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.

Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

by Willllll t March 26, 2008

Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018