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Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
by stinky April 7, 2004
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bulgilent

When one is Bulgilent they are of the rounded formation usually weighing upwards of 150kgs (Tom Irving) and usually having a beautiful persona (Unlike Tobias Pervine). When the word Bulgilent is said you say it in a creepy, deep and soft tone to freak out the individual being described (like Tobiathon Ge-Li.)
Eg. 1 mate you see that fat cunt over there he's pretty fuckin' bulgilent
Eg. 2 look at that bloody beautiful, Bulgilent boi they be pretty thick
by lomoon_kys February 6, 2019
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turd burgular

a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.
ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!
by ozzy July 8, 2004
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Scrot Burgular

1. The male opposite of a womens Camel toe. When a Mans Trousers are above the waist line thus strangling there testicles and is obvious to other people. Derived from the word scrotum burglar and is largely used in the Jamaican community in London.
Alfie: Hey man you have a Scrot burgular man!!

Alex: Oh hey i do man its because these leather spandexs are way too small for me!!!
by loseronstrike September 6, 2010
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Bulbul

A type of bird.
Nothing special, just a common bird.
by Yuval Bental March 13, 2005
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Bungular

The brown ring around some female's anus, attributed to pigmentation and or poor hygene.
I lubed up my penis and sank it deep into the center of her bungular.
by J H September 5, 2003
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Sperm Burgular

Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.
Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?

Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.
by Spooky is Back September 26, 2006
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