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Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
by karnakdave July 28, 2011
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Brumotactillophobia

Fear of food touching ... I thought I had a weird quirk but I guess not! It’s a real phobia!
I have Brumotactillophobia, I can never have my food touching
by Just.Magz August 25, 2018
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Bruktawit

Bruktawit (also known as Bruk) is a person with a great sense of fashion and uses slang terms like deadass and whats cracka-lackin my broski. A Bruktawit makes a lot of vine refrences and gets pretty decent grades. She won't give two poops about you or your opinions. She a pretty chill person and laughs at almost everything. On a side note she is a very loud person and doesn't even know it. She tries her best to be edgy.
I wish I had a Bruktawit in my life!!
by jojo is better than you February 23, 2019
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Bruckheimer Principle

The school of entertainment which values style over content to the point of a fault. Epitomizes the saying, "sell the sizzle, not the steak."

Often allows a character or characters to perform egregious violations of physics, social moorings, or general reality with few negative consequences as long as said character(s) looks good while doing so. Always involves an inordinate amount of special effects. Characteristically produces attempts at entertainment which are highly dependent on the audience's emotions but independent of its cerebral abilities.
Applying the Bruckheimer Principle to his situation, the hero was able to make a ramp out of a nearby flatbed tow-truck, get his vehicle over 90mph, and jump over the huge line of traffic (and the accident that caused it) to safety.

A nuclear warhead, with the Bruckheimer Principle carefully applied, can break an asteroid the size of Texas in half.
by h-mouse May 14, 2004
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Brummed Up

Another way of saying drunk. Would be used when relating to consuming a large amount of alcohol.
One friend would say to another. "Alright Mate Lets go get Brummed Up"
by Paul F, Courtesy of Nick H January 13, 2007
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brumley

Someone who is just an all around bad ass mofo. You should not mess with him.
Hey who is that standing there? Oh that's a Brumley we need to go the other way
by Bighauss May 19, 2014
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Brummie Land

"Oi, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Heading over to Brummie Land to sight see!"
by TheM&MSquad November 8, 2017
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