Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.

Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!

by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018

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Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

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Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007

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Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.

Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"

by em-dizzle4sizzle September 24, 2011

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Briseyda

A Cute Short Girl With A Big Personality. With A Beautiful Smile && Light Brown Eyes. Is A Little Paisita Who Only Likes Guy That Can Dance As Well As She Can. She Loves To Party And Go Out With Friends But When It Comes Down To It, Dancing Is Her Thing. Shes A Major Sex Addict. But She Keeps It Classy && Can Not Be Categorized As A Hoe. She Is Always There For Her Family && Friends && Is Always Trying To Help, Even If She Cant Solve Her Own Problems. She Is Very Loving, Caring, && A Little Crazy, But When You Get On Her Bad Side, She Can Be A Total Bitch. She Is An Amazing Girlfriend && Will Be Very Faithful. So If You Have A Briseyda, Just Know Shes A Keeper. So Dont Let Her Go.

Omg! That Girl Can Dance !

Ohh Yeah, Thats Briseyda. (:

by Awesome55me March 29, 2013

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