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Brotein

Brotein is a bodily chemical that is excreted by the pancreas that creates a euphoric sensation. Brotein is released usually whilst throwing down at a rowdy Pop-Punk and/or Hardcore show.
"Yo man, I feel great, that show was rowdy as hell."
"For sure dude, that's gotta be the brotein."
by zsteezy August 20, 2009
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Brotein

The bro that hits the gym with you. That special bond between bros and gains
by Jack Richards March 7, 2017
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Brotein

Noun;
An aura of overwhelming masculinity, testosterone, and gym bro energy. Often used to describe people who like to refer to themselves as alphas and flex their gains to their bros and can be seen boasting about how much they get laid regardless of how much they actually get laid, and how fucked up they got last weekend.
"I couldn't stand the amount of brotein at the Kappa Sigma Ligma frat party last week, Jarryd was benching the kegs whilst chatting to Stephany, Bethany and Methany."
by Peliwang January 1, 2022
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brotein

protein from bros, usually the result of man-on-man relations. Semen that comes from Bromance.
Yo, you left some brotein in the soapdish, you're a foul pig
by gavin_pm February 9, 2006
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brotein

the protein one gets from swallowing after fellatio. or simply, the protein contained in semen that can be ingested when giving a blow job.
"hey hon, your hair isn't looking so shiny, lemme give you some brotein!" (high fives any surrounding buddies)
by cayb March 14, 2010
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brotein

The powder supplement that is taken to increase muscle size, decrease penis size, and make you an instant douchebag.
Little timmy cant hit the gym and get his swell on without his brotein!
by Nik P. February 8, 2008
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Brotein Shake

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016
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