Bropostle

Derived from apostle; a dedicated bro of the highest order devoted to spreading the good word of broship.

Dude: Who is that man on a soapbox preaching exessively about Dave Matthews?

Bro(with a twinkle in his eye): That, my friend, is a bropostle.

by Just Another Bro January 2, 2009

Mission Bropossible

Any mission involving bro's that is originally deemed as impossible.

Bro1: Dude that girl was way too hot. I thought getting with her was a Mission Bropossible.

Bro2: Yeah but I used my bro skills and sealed the deal.

by James Bond: Double Bro 7 March 1, 2011

Bropothesis

An "educated" explanation of a phenomenon without the use of technical terms.

Bro 1: Bro, what the hell is evaporation bro?
Bro 2: Dude bro, it's like when some water is just chillin' on the ground and then there's a fuckin' heatwave and that shit just disappears. Then, it just sits up in the air and chills there for a while.
Bro 1: So that shit makes clouds bro?
Bro 2: Yeah man.
Bro 1: Nice bropothesis man.

by Jordy G. & Benny V March 8, 2011

Brooster

A person with rooster-like attributes. Also a word used to describe a girl with no motivation to complete even the simplist of tasks.

Look at that girl. What's wrong with her? She's such a brooster!

by Manjot kathuria November 30, 2010

Bromost

What you would call your future brother-in-law.

Combination of 'brother' and 'almost'.

"Yeah, he's pretty great. I never guessed I'd like my bromost."

by Jenny's Friend! January 28, 2010

bropster

A combination of bro and hipster.

That kid's drinking song is from Tallest Man On Earth. What a fucking bropster.

by hahncholo October 30, 2011

Broposel

When a man asks his best bro to be his best man at his wedding. Sometimes making the broposel more elaborate and meaningful than the proposal the man gave his new fiancé

Kevin: Paul man you have been my bro for 10+ years and now I'm getting married, so now I have a Broposel for you.

Paul: uh...ok?

Kevin: will you be my best fucking man?

Paul: Fuck Yes Bro

by Th3 KMeister October 25, 2017