Broomtar

An clear upgrade to the air guitar, the broomtar is when you're sweeping and that killer solo comes up and you simply must pick up your broom and use it as a guitar. Broomtar.

Brandon impressed his future wife with his wicked broomtar skills when he rocked out a near perfect rendition of Eddie Van Halen's Eruption solo on his Libman Dustmaster.

by AndrewAndGandalf March 28, 2022

Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

by God Hates You July 22, 2014

Brostard

A short person who wears specs and stabs a bro in the back by dating the girl he was supposed to help the bro get

Bro1: hey look there is Saadi!!
Bro2: no man thats a Brostard

by Omer Mirza July 10, 2012

boontard

Noob spelled backwards with a part of retard added at the end. All the gay fags that cant play videogames are referred to as this.

:Michael still has to play NBA Street on Easy.
:What a "boontard"

by the_alec April 11, 2008

Booktard

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.

Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011

[Brockward]

A Term Made by Assorted Mission Teens Refering To A Freind Whom Of Which Is Totally Aweosme But Around The Ladies Fails Miserably

Man He Totally Blew It With That Chick, The Whole Thing Was Brockward.

by Randy- April 13, 2007

rooktard

an especially stupid or inexperienced rookie.
used most commonly in the computer gaming world.
especially in online tournaments where newcomers are looked down upon for their inexperience or stupidity

"aw god they pwned us again! man why's that rooktard on our team?"

by thefrankenator September 7, 2007