Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.
by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019
Get the Simon Brooker mug.A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.
AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.
AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.
We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.
Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.
They got cool shit there!
Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.
They got cool shit there!
by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010
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A silly little girl that everyone loves. She's often too sensitive and likes to act emo but behind her pouty little face, she's very happy. She's way cooler than everyone her age and will someday succeed into a wonderful, and smart young lady. Not to mention, she's super tall and has mad basketball skills.
"Is that another annoying midde school girl?!"
"No, thats a Brookels, which is way cooler than a middle school girl"
"I wish I could've been a Brookels when I was in middle school"
"No, thats a Brookels, which is way cooler than a middle school girl"
"I wish I could've been a Brookels when I was in middle school"
by The middle sister November 29, 2011
Get the Brookels mug.At first this girl seems to be an average girl, nothing special, until you break open her wall and see how wonderful creative, and intellegent she really is. She never can see how wonderful and beautiful she is, until some day when some one extremely special comes along and shows her. Until then she is an unfinished painting.
Although I've known her for years and years, I never really saw Brookesany for her true colors till the day she met him.
by Jennifer Way September 24, 2006
Get the Brookesany mug.1. alternate name for peppa the pig
2. a fake british girl who fakes her british accent
3. a skinny legend
2. a fake british girl who fakes her british accent
3. a skinny legend
1. person1: wow i love watching peppa the pig on that show!
person2: umm.. don't you mean poppy brookes??
2. person1: omg did you see that new british girl? poppy brookes?! Her accent is so nice!
person2: ya but i heard that's it's all fake!! :o
3. person1: omg look at poppy brookes over there!
person2: ugh i knowww .. she's such a skinny legend!!
person2: umm.. don't you mean poppy brookes??
2. person1: omg did you see that new british girl? poppy brookes?! Her accent is so nice!
person2: ya but i heard that's it's all fake!! :o
3. person1: omg look at poppy brookes over there!
person2: ugh i knowww .. she's such a skinny legend!!
by leggyswaggy January 8, 2019
Get the poppy brookes mug.A bro who often hangs out with a female who is a hooker. Note that the female in question does not need to be a literal "pay for sex" hooker. She simply needs to be an undesirable woman for whatever reason.
by Brodog McBuddyman July 10, 2012
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by rsloch March 4, 2007
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