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nipple brooch

A large, pasty-like metal ornament used to adorn a pierced nipple.
Few people thought it was by accident that Mr. Timberlake's hand snaked across Ms. Jackson's torso as he reached the lyric, "I'll have you naked by the end of this song," and tore off one bustier cup, releasing a breast partly obscured by a sunburst-shaped nipple brooch.
Allessandra Stanley, New York Times, Feb. 3, 2004
by Victoria February 3, 2004
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burp brooch

An area of oral discharge spumed upon one's shoulder by an infant being held.
Hector like Delores and her two-month-old baby, but he found her burp brooch a big turnoff.
by maximo hudson January 29, 2009
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Party brooch

You have some food on your chest, wait sorry that’s your party brooch.
by Ditchyourgitch August 1, 2021
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Countess Boochie Flagrante

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019
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Évelyne Brochu

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
by puppysestra August 15, 2014
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Bronchkin

A word to describe a young bro kid, usually under the age of 16. It combines "Bro" and "Munchkin."
Wade: See that little faggot bro kid over there on his huffy?

John: Total Bronchkin.
by wad3 September 27, 2009
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Brioche Cock

When a man tries to engage in intercourse, but cannot seal the deal due to having a flaccid penis induced by excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs. Usually resembling a brioche roll.
Man 1: 'Hey man, did you shag her last night'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
by yerkshirelad January 31, 2015
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