Bromenclature

The act of substituting or changing a word to incorporate the word bro to make you more awesome or appealing to a crowd of fellow males.

Examples of Bromenclature :
"Randall hooked it up with a fake I.D. so I could mack on all the skeezy bar sleeze. What a fuckin Bromosapien."
"Dude, Eric copped out on us again to hang out with his woman, what a faux-breaux."
"Thanks for the lift Brobi Wan Kenobi!"

by Evan C January 5, 2009

Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.

To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.

by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008

bromeopathy

When you watch Tucker Carlson and believe your testosterone levels are down and that's what's caused all the ills in the world (including Obama's election), so you try to find a solution, which is to tan your testicles (and eventually get testicular cancer).

Bro, we need some bromeopathy, let's get our testicles tanned together!

by Seattle's Finest Lobster April 19, 2022

Bromley

Its one of the nicest boroughs in greater London, i know that, funnily enough, because I happen to LIVE THERE. and Wtf there are NO pikeys around, no one wears shit like burberry etc. and its a safe place so I don't know what you people are talking about because I don't know how many of you people live on a fucking council estate in Deptford and as my mum is a criminal defence lawyer she knows that 10 people a day get stabbed around there and i know that like 10 people a decade get stabbed in Bromley. so piss off.

Do you want to go to Bromley later? OK I'll meet you outside Boots in an hour bye!

by absteerrr December 24, 2010

broment

When dudes share a special moment with eachother.

The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.

by joshinatorg January 23, 2009

Bromeo

The guy who your girlfriend is jealous of because you spend more time with him than you do with her. He is one of your most loyal friends and will not hesitate to back you up in any situation.

Eric: "Bromeo I'm feelin some McDonalds you in!"

Bryan: "Yeah Dude"

by bpes January 29, 2009

Brometheus

Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.

Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"

Everybody: Hail Brometheus!

by Capt@in_C@veman April 8, 2010