The social malady in which a female continuously acts like a "bro" even in situations that warrant femininity.
Girl #1: "So how did your date go last night?"
Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."
Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."
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1)What's up with JD and Turk? I thought they were buds?
Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.
Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.
by JVDoc October 26, 2010
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Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.
by Nykkee February 13, 2010
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Signs of brokenitis
1.eating meals like sandwiches,noodles,beans with chopped hot dogs or any other struggle meal
2.you tell everyone you’re broke
3.you wear the same shoes everyday
4.you put water in you dishsoap
Gettjng a job can cure this disease
Signs of brokenitis
1.eating meals like sandwiches,noodles,beans with chopped hot dogs or any other struggle meal
2.you tell everyone you’re broke
3.you wear the same shoes everyday
4.you put water in you dishsoap
Gettjng a job can cure this disease
James:look at this guy over there,he wears that same bum ass outfit everyday
Carl:he has brokenitis James....
James:oh damn that’s fucked up
Carl:he has brokenitis James....
James:oh damn that’s fucked up
by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019
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Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."
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bro1: Hey bro, why do you always use 'bro' in your examples? You coming down with broitis?
bro2: Dunno, bro.
bro2: Dunno, bro.
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