Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011

brofeshional

A skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. However, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by bumming it off said friend.

A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.

Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.

"Hey is that guy on circa? No, hes just a brofeshional"

by T Cab December 12, 2006

brofessional

Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)

Cole- "Hey do you play lacrosse?"
Chandler- "yeah im a brofessional

by BurntEternalGenius January 3, 2012

brofessionalism

The conduct, aims, or qualities that characterize or mark a brofession or a brofessional person

My bro Daniel displays the finest brofessionalism in his brofessional activities.

by zachymon October 7, 2011

broffessional

one who has reach the pinnacle of their broffessional life

man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Brofessional

A worker's wingman;

able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;

Covering for a fellow employee.

Brofessional: "The boss was looking for you."

Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"

Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."

by bizzarot April 16, 2010

brofessional

Brofessional (n.) A non-corporate boardshop or company employee that possesses a large body of knowledge within the boardsports industry; expertise usually derived from years of boarding, gear clinics, extensive mag study and teching out with other brofessionals.

Brofessional (adj.) Knowledgeable in boardsports terms, technology, killer new videos, up and coming pro riders, local mountains and weather forecasts.

Even though he got torn down last night, he still made it in and sold three setups. A true brofessional.

by Destination 1440 August 23, 2007