When your sixth grade boyfriend breaks up with you and you go to your snapchat story to rant. Because your in sixth grade you cant spell.
by imsobrocken January 1, 2021
Get the brocken mug."Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.
by dirtchute September 16, 2009
Get the Brocket 99 mug.An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.
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Get the Sam Brockmeyer mug.A Loser Geek Brokie, or an LGB, is a person that is dumb, stupid, poor, and a background character. They are worthless and always get made fun of for good reasons. They amount to nothing in life, and are bad at it. They are lazy and hated. They don't progress in anything at all, and blame all of their problems on other things because they're stupid.
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Get the Brockin’ mug.The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.
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