britton

Beautiful, sweet, affectionate, AMAZING person, caring, lovable, tough, intelligent, NON jew/freak. Loves Justins (ALOT). Basically, she is the best.
Britton bowls all the time and she's a ratard. For instance when the ball is thrown the wrong way.....
by wrx346 December 31, 2009
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britton

a large, hairy british kid
ew its a britton
by SxyPenguin308 March 16, 2009
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britton

of British descent, adj, out of sync, or, opposite being very hip - depends on extreme behavior
how brittonian of you; typical brittonian behavior
by geeyon August 23, 2008
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britton

One who is addicted to maturbating while viewing pornography. The addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, semen drinking, cross dressing, dildo play, horse sex, trampoline sex, nude surfing, testicle shaving, fisting, nude banking, the asshole finger fuck 'n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food sex, and incest.
Lee: Hey Joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other's assholes then licking them?

Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?

Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.

Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?

Lee: Way ahead of ya!

(laughter)

Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.

Lee: You know it!
by mcface July 23, 2006
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britton

A jew who dislikes other jews and spends most of their time thinking about balls.
Britton: Dude, did you just see that nasty Jew?
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..
by ETSlayer October 24, 2007
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simon britton

The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.
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Matteus Britton

Matteus Britton is a proper lad
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