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Brittan

Term for a UCLA male student who is a freak and a creep; A Brittan is a totally perverted guy who pretends to be innocent and interested in you (if you're a female) but just wants to get in your pants. Brittans usually hail from Santa Cruz. They typically have a plethora of female "friends" and only one male friend. Out of this selection of female friends, they try to find one that will be willing to quote:"get freaky on the pool table." Whereas most guys would not want to come off as racist or prejudice towards others when first getting to know a girl, a Brittan will certainly do so, thinking he is somehow flattering his new "conquest". A typical FIRST date includes: College football game, In N' Out afterwards, head to the t.v. lounge, where Brittan shamelessly tries to make out with you no matter how many times you tell him to back off. If a Brittan doesn't get what he wants, he immediately deletes you from his radar and somehow doesn't know you anymore. Stay away from these freaky creepers!
A Nice Day Really Exits With a Brittan .
by Josephine Bruin January 4, 2008
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an adjective used to describe a girl whose breasts are so small that they resemble mosquito bites. (Hence the similarity to the word bitten).
The term brittan can also refer to a person who has many STDs, (they are bitten by the diseases).
I slept with this brittan girl last night, and damnnn my hands felt empty!!
by yoyoyoyoyoyoyo January 29, 2008
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Brittan Binder

The Brittan Binder (A.K.A. Bull frog) is an amphibian in the order Analla (meaning "butt-less" from Greek an-, without + alla, butt). Adult brittans are characterised by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits, protruding eyes and the absence of a soul. Most Brittans have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping, climbing, or bumming rides off of friends. They typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds,or in the dark caverns of Ali Blackstone. Adult Brittans follow a Voracious diet, mostly of Burgers, tacobell and the occasional male genetalia. Brittans are most noticeable through their mating call which resembles that of a Hawthorne Heights song. This can be widely heard throughout bernardsville and pottersville NJ.
The Brittan Binder likes to reside in the nearby swamps of Pottersville NJ.
by Robin Binder July 14, 2008
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Brittan Fox Dean

aka BFD...used when you shouldnt be saying "big fucking deal"
"why should i care? its just a Brittan Fox Dean"
by sdfasdfds September 22, 2006
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Brittan

sex game is A1 and is a lover . He’s 6’1 and is just great all around
Brittan is him
by fgfgfgy November 22, 2021
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Brittanaling

A person who ships brittana and thinks that they are the best couple from glee
brittanaling for life
by SueSylvester August 2, 2021
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brittan

Because you cant spell Britain correctly
*in a text message
person 1: Hey do you wanna take a vacation to brittan?
person 2: You spelled Britain wrong idiot.
by DA_SOOP_MAN August 3, 2024
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