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Mr. Brightside

Someone who knows his girlfriend is cheating on him, or at least messing around with a bunch of other guys, but chooses to ignore it because he can't resist her.

Made popular by The Killers's song, "Mr. Brightside."
"Dude, Jeffery's girl is over there making out with some guy! Does he know about it?"

"Yeah, but he's a Mr. Brightside, so he just ignores it."
by Allison Silsbee November 8, 2009
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Mr. Brightside Syndrome

The condition where one likes or knows only the most popular song from a band or artist.
"Hey, what's your favorite song by My Chemical Romance?"
"Defiantly Welcome to the Black Parade"
"Yo you totally got Mr. Brightside Syndrome"
by gingecan July 2, 2014
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Mr. Brightside Moment

A Mr. Brightside moment is a moment of instant heart-break. You can hear the intro of Mr. Brightside in your head.
This girl broke his heart and he just stared at the wall. A certified Mr. Brightside moment.
by wordfrog May 13, 2020
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Mr.Brightside Syndrome

When someone only knows/likes the most popular song by an artist or band
Person 1: I like Michael Jackson too! What's your favorite song?
Person 2: Thriller!
Person 1: You need to get help for your Mr.Brightside Syndrome
by Queen_Of_World_2079 September 29, 2019
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Mr Brightside

A song that posseses the spirit of the white man. They worship this song whenever it comes on in a club or at pre drinks. They seem to believe that it is the best song in the universe and sing every single word at the top of their lungs whilst bouncing up and down. This song can also be accompanied by come on Eileen
*intro to mr brightside begins to play*
Wypipo: OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
by Geeked132 December 4, 2017
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Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being

Mr Brightside's Law of Social Well Being was discovered by Daniel M. Keysell, LMH of Shevamania in November 2006, in England, United Kingdom.
Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being states the 5 laws of social well being are:

1. Paul Burgess and David Blunket are one and the same person.
2. If a person wants to stay socially well, they must respect the teachings of Harry and Ron, and Shevamania.
3. Alcohol should be consumed when out either in big amounts at party's or nights out, or small amounts if out on a social occation like a date.
4. Amit's height will always be smaller than everyone else, mathmatical fact.
5. Nod when you see a sexy girl at a fellow peer nearby
by King Keys, LHM of Shevamania November 15, 2006
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Mr. Brightside

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.
by J3L October 17, 2008
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