Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...

Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.

by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011

Brostitute

A person, who engages with sexual activity with plenty ladies

Bro you must be a brostitute

by Macasmart June 14, 2018

breastitution

Noun. Settlement compensation that is blown at a gentlemen’s club

B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?

G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.

by Mike Herman April 26, 2008

brostitute

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.

Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

brahstitute

male prostitute, whore or harlot.

Jane: Wow, Andy's got his hands all over that girl.
Dick: True, what a brahstitute!

by chowdah November 13, 2010

Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.

Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.

by Aresdos February 26, 2014

Brostitute

An informal friend or acquaintance who has prostutional tendencies.

(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?

(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.

by _no1_ April 9, 2024