Brenton

An amazing guy. Loyal. Loving. Sexy as hell. Sweet. Known for his sense of humor and craziness. Loves to have a good time with friends. Loves making new friends. Will try anything once and if he likes it will do it more.Typically a country boy who loves to drink. More street smart than book smart. He is very open. He would give you the shirt off his own back if you needed it, but don't cross him because he is not afraid to beat someone's ass, no matter how big the other guy is. Afraid of nothing. Never backs down. Protects the ones he loves. He never forgets anything. Try's to be tough but deep down is a big baby. Has a heart of gold.

That Brenton sure is a good guy, he is so funny and affable.

by LovesaguynamedBrenton September 13, 2011

Beantonio

Beantonio- Someone who is completely and utterly inept, also tends to be mexican.
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)

Dude, I was playing counterstrike and this fucking beantonio through the entire match!

by Beantonio hater August 17, 2019

Brentonism

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Brenton

Ability to make one's self sick when something doesn't suit them.

I'm going to pull a Brenton today because there is a big test in math.

by WRT1900AC August 15, 2018

Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.

'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'

by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014

bentonite

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

Brenton

n. A great guy that's funny. Knows karate and has a black belt. But can't do a back flip. Known to play Xbox a lot. Good at playing COD4.

Peter: Dude how many days of cod have you played all together?
Brenton: 'bout 17 I think?

by Lion Girl 1881 May 23, 2009