Brendan

A sex machine

Massive dick

I wish I was Brendan all the girls say he has a massive dong

by Tradie man April 24, 2021

Brendan

Sexiest male that god ever made. Damn his eyes can make a girl drool like crazy.

Katie: That guy over there... I WANT him!

Crystal: haha that's Brendan! EVERYONE wants him!

by WSPOST February 28, 2014

Dutch Brendan

talking like Brendan off of coach trip during sex

girl: dutch brendan me

boy: allright trippers clime on-board

by fat jon August 31, 2010

brandando

A male S&M sex toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a Chinese finger trap. Brandando is an antonym of a brannan.

The man pleasured himself with his brandando until he realised he was stuck.

by Captain Tight Pants December 3, 2015

Brendan

The most gorgeous guy in the universe! Every girl wishes they could have him, and every guy wishes he could be him. He Has amazing hair that all the other guys in school wish they could pull off. Not only is he amazingly gorgeous but he is also the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He isn't conceited but he's obviously gorgeous.He loves techno and rock, he has a great sense of style. He makes everyone happy when they are around
him and you're lucky if you know him!

guy 1: "I wish I could be more like Brendan!"
guy 2: "I knoww! I would totally sex him up and im not even gay!"
guy 1: "meee toooo"

Girl 1: "I love brendan! he is so gorgeous!"
Girl 2: "I love Brendan too! He's amazing!!"
Girl 3: "I wish Brendan wasn't so intimidating!"
Girl 4: "Everyone loves Brendan! :)"

by ReerG Elleon January 14, 2010

Pulling A Brendan

Walking home regardless of any circumstances whatsoever.

John: Hey man I should give you a ride home you live on the other side of the city and its raining bowling balls

Bob: No thanks im going to pull a brendan

Pulling a brendan

by Inti the gaucho April 19, 2010

Brendan

A very nice, cute, generous boy who has a perfect smile and an adorable accent. he can make you smile anytime your with him.

Anytime I see Brendan I always smile when I'm around him.

by Ybi123 May 24, 2014