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Brentology

Brentology is the ideopathic study of a specific sect of Brentologians who possess a desire to study heavy metal, taco bell and jokes. In the study of Brentologism we are taught to learn how to overcome the man by complaining and getting what we want.

In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon
Ex1 Noun

person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?

Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject

Ex2 Expletive.

Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?

Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.

Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?

Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-

Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.

Benny :(

Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!

BRENTOLOGY!!!
by Benjam Von Oolong July 24, 2012
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beastiology

In some circles, most notably groups of young males who have spent ~50% of their young lives watching Transformers, this word is synonymous with "beastiality".
"I can't believe the judge sentenced me to 6 years in jail for "beastiality"! I always have problems pronouncing 'beastiology'"
by jocko thor August 8, 2007
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Beastology

The detailed study of people with beastly appearances which are frankly repulsive. When assesing beasts they can be assosiated with different creatures like wild bore, wilderbeasts, arabian mammals, large sweaty dogs and ye olde grizzly.
Jimothy: good lord william have you seen that wild bore over there, take a look at that up turned nose and stubby appearence.

William: thats nothing compared to ye olde grizzly over there! i mean iv never seen such a large amount of pertruding back hair.

Proffesor G wizz: ( chuckles to himself) oh you boys really are the star pupils of beastology!
by horseraddishsenior July 18, 2011
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Bratology

The organization run for the brats , by the brats and to the brats.
Like if a brat happen to like or show any interest in any of your stuff or even you, he will ask you to join him not as a follower but as a leader to lead the companionship namely; bratology
Bratology is the fellowship of brats
by gmic April 14, 2014
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brantology

a religion made by the man known as bran. those who are part of brantology believe in things such as heradis innocence, cleveland brown jr and turkey tom
heradi: “hey are you christian”
when nest: “nah cuh i’m part of brantology on my momma cuh rage against the machine are for the machine
by rqzf January 30, 2024
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