beastiality necrophiliac

One who enjoys having sex with dead animals.

ewww! you said your a beastiality necrophiliac?!?

by Jonny Hartz October 2, 2008

breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

by Wingy August 1, 2006

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

beastiality

A common way to incorrectly spell wordbestiality/word.

Sexual intercourse involving a human and a lower animal.

Thems farm boys sure luvs them the beastiality!

by Omniverse March 29, 2003

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

beastial

insane. enormous. crazy. uber. exaggerated. exceptional.

That's beastial cameltoe.

by lollercaust November 3, 2004