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Breastest

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.
She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.
by Asnogordo May 30, 2018
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Breasticals

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.
"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"
by jason@jasonescape.com August 25, 2005
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breastimation

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.
"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."
by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008
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breastasarian

A surgical procedure in which an infant is removed from the mother's womb by cutting through her breasts. It is a very rare occurance... 1 out of 7 billion+.
Swani is the first and only baby to be born by a breastasarian procedure.
by jacaya March 13, 2010
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Breastical

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
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breastistes

My God, Magnum! Take a gander at those breastises!
by aegis June 18, 2003
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breastststs

Basically, another word for breasts,hooters,ta-tas,gazongas,etc. It is usually only used with girls who posess exceptionally large breasts...The extra "st-st-s" are heavily accented to allow hilarity to ensue.
Damn dawg, her breastststs be lookin 'mighty fine...
by Neo2129 June 16, 2003
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