Breasteses

Made popular by David Alan Greer on the show "In Living Color", breasteses is a corrupted version of saying breasts.

"I would love to get my hands on her breasteses."

by Steven-O September 11, 2009

breastesess

breasts, jugs, hooters, pillows, boobs, etc...

You lookin' at my breastesess?

by JSMOOT July 1, 2008

Breast Desk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

breasteses

The second most appealing part of the female anatomy. Approriate to use when one is referring to a woman that one wants to bone.

Look, there's your sister. Boy does she have nice breasteses.

by Jerôme H. December 26, 2005

breastes

Yet another word for breasts, one breast being a breasticle, 2 breasts should be breastes. play on words for testicle and testes.

"my my what a wonderful set of breastes you have"

by Ozymandus June 23, 2006

Besties with Breasties

The term used when a male has a female best friend or friends.

T: Hey man, is that your girlfriend?

M: No dude, she is one of my Besties with Breasties.

by Kookookachooahahachoo#2 May 28, 2011

Breastesses

It is how sexually repressed people pronounce breasts. If anybody remembers the skit on mad tv, or was it saturday nigh tlive with the black guy in it portraying a ex con or something, everytime the character had to say breasts, he began stuttering and pronouncing it breast-ess-es.

she bend over and her breastesses popped out.

by stuttering bob January 14, 2008