Brazilian Blowhole

The practice of putting a small of cocaine on a butthole, and farting it into a partners nostrils.

"I totally gave your sister a Brazilian Blowhole last night.. She said it smelled like shitty coke."

by Captain Dipshit 2 October 20, 2012

brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.

My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.

by kstan3 October 13, 2010

Brazilian Blowjob

When you get a blowjob by your homies

No homo though

Guy 1: i just got a brazilian blowjob
Guy 2: sweet

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Brazilian Blowout

A blowjob completed by a Brazilian woman on a German male in which she allows the German man's balls to smack or "score" against her cheeks repeatedly. The German male will often yell "Gooooooooooal" during climax and ejaculation. This act often brings shame on the country and culture of Brazil.

Hans was enjoying a "Brazilian Blowout" from Natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, "Goooooooooooal!." Natália's parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.

by Big Lud the Stud July 11, 2014

Brazilian Blowout

Shitting yourself while you are getting a brazilian wax.

The pain from the waxing caused Aunt Thelma to have a brazilian blowout.

by Idaho G Spot June 3, 2010

brazilian blowout

when fucking a brazilian prostitute, and her daily givings leak out ontop of the paying customer. looks similar to diarrhea.

Dude I was railing this brazilian prostitute last week and she got diarrhea on me. No man you got a brazilian blowout, that was all the others dudes cum leaking out of her.

by phenominally wise February 26, 2011

Brazilian Blowout

n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.

"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."

by SmoovB August 20, 2013