brasseye

Classic mid 90's British Comedy written and staring Chris Morris. Pretense for show is spoof news documentary on controvertial modern day issues such as Science, Drugs and most famously Paedophilia. Many celebs were roped into the show and then made to look very silly. Richard Blackwood told viewers about the dangers of special Paedophile keyboards that excrete the smell of a child when used. ROlf Harris spoke of the dangers of "Cake" - a Czech originated drug that makes users necks swell so much it eventually suffocates them. Genius.

Man - Did you see Brasseye last night?
Man 2 - Sure did, twas ace.
Man - Certainly was.

by Mister Pea September 26, 2006

Brasse

Your friends, pals , good buddies

Me and my brasse went out last night. My brasse is the best

by Afrikaaner12 May 26, 2010

ain't brassin' that noise

A phrase meaning a refusal to accept a situation or proposal.

"So she said she wanted an open relationship and I'm like 'I ain't brassin' that noise.'"

by PassingStranger April 13, 2008

brassed off

pissed off, upset

There's no point in getting all brassed off over that balderdash

by DBL December 22, 2003

brissie

a short form for brisbane

i'm now in brissie...

by Sze May 9, 2006

brassic

Broke, penniless, without means, on the bones of yer arse.
Comes from the cockney rhyming slang 'boracic lint' (a type of medical dressing): Boracic lint = skint.
Boracic is pronounced 'brassic'.

Fack me, I'm brassic this week cos I've eaten too many rubys.

by FatJohn February 18, 2005

Brasfield

A mythical wizard who defends the innocent from terrorists, vegans, democrats, and communists.

There was a petition to ban red meat from the town, but Brasfield came in and defeated the vegans.

by Shaun Bailey January 19, 2010