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Brantford

Small city in Ontario, Canada, in which all citizens do drugs, most teen girls are pregnant, and if you do not park your car in a maximum security garage with laser automated shotguns and target intelligent missiles and 3 professional veteran snipers camping out your house 24 hours a day, your vehicle will get stolen.
Brantford: You to random person: Hey man u know where i can get some pot?
Random person: *gives you the number to 15 drug dealers* Those are the best in town. if none of them answer you/text you back heres a few more *gives you a phone book*
by The Stoner Adventure May 15, 2015
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Brantford

City in Southern Ontario, known for it's high ratio of Crime to Population. This is largely due to a lack of employment, restless youth, crack addiction, and a lazy police force.

It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
I live in Brantford, and I'm a degenerate hoodlum myself
by Johnny Malvado April 3, 2011
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The worst city in North America. It often gets compared to Windsor and as a resident of Windsor we find this offensive. Our city has its problems but it’s nothing like Brantford. It’s much poorer, dirtier, dangerous. It has a higher number of crimes than we do and we have more than 2x their population! At least we try!
Stop comparing Windsor to Brantford, it offends us Windsor peoples.
by Repreprepwindsor December 1, 2021
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Brantford

Canada’s city that it wishes could be forgotten. Most criminal activity falls on deaf ears and doesn’t get reported. You’re more likely to get away with murder here than find someone with all their teeth. Shitty as hell and has a lake full of mutant fish from all the drugs
Brantford needs some love
by Everydaygangsta519 December 1, 2021
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Brantford

I moved my family out Detroit to give them a betta life. lived there for 26 years and relocated to Brantford cause housing prices were cheap. We been here for 3 years almost and I’ve had more violent encounters here than my years in Motown. We moving out of this city next year cause It ain’t much better than Detroit. I’m not saying it’s worse but it’s been worse so far. They got as many ghettos and projects as we do cuh. Brantford gives Canadian ghettos more respect from us American ghetto niggas. We put respect on this city krrrrrrrr
Brantford full of crazy white boys that gonna kill yo ass
by motownhardhead December 11, 2021
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Brantford

A shitty town that likes to support it's drug dealers, taunt authority figures, and has such a shitty downtown they filmed Silent Hill there. It's also common to get robbed.
Everybody in Brantford smokes crizack
by Jerk Jerk July 30, 2008
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Brantford

A blue-collar city in Ontario with 100,000 people in it. It’s extremely poor and extremely dangerous. I lived in the “safest” part of the city (which is still worse than any other city), and the amount of unreported crime is ridiculous. The reported crime rate is only half of the story. Murderers, thieves, thugs, gangsters, and whatever else you can think of all call this shit hole home. You won’t see a worse downtown in your life. You can’t even walk around anywhere during the day, let alone at night. The only positives about the city are that housing prices are extremely low and Wayne Gretzky is from there.

Oh and by the way, those noises you hear everyday, they aren’t fireworks…
Brantford scares Chicago
by JustADude53 November 10, 2021
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