Small city in Ontario, Canada, in which all citizens do drugs, most teen girls are pregnant, and if you do not park your car in a maximum security garage with laser automated shotguns and target intelligent missiles and 3 professional veteran snipers camping out your house 24 hours a day, your vehicle will get stolen.
Brantford: You to random person: Hey man u know where i can get some pot?
Random person: *gives you the number to 15 drug dealers* Those are the best in town. if none of them answer you/text you back heres a few more *gives you a phone book*
Random person: *gives you the number to 15 drug dealers* Those are the best in town. if none of them answer you/text you back heres a few more *gives you a phone book*
by The Stoner Adventure May 15, 2015
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It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
by Johnny Malvado April 3, 2011
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by Repreprepwindsor December 1, 2021
Get the brantford mug.I moved my family out Detroit to give them a betta life. lived there for 26 years and relocated to Brantford cause housing prices were cheap. We been here for 3 years almost and I’ve had more violent encounters here than my years in Motown. We moving out of this city next year cause It ain’t much better than Detroit. I’m not saying it’s worse but it’s been worse so far. They got as many ghettos and projects as we do cuh. Brantford gives Canadian ghettos more respect from us American ghetto niggas. We put respect on this city krrrrrrrr
by motownhardhead December 11, 2021
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by Everydaygangsta519 December 1, 2021
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by Jerk Jerk July 30, 2008
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I grew up in Detroit, have family in Chicago, and friends all over in cities like Buffalo and Fort Worth. I’ve been a frequenter in those cities for the majority of my life, and have never really had any problems regarding violence or other types of criminal activity. I went to Brantford by mistake one time while in Canada, and got jumped and robbed after walking out of a McDonald’s.
I went back a few years later while on a business trip to Hamilton. I stopped in Brantford to use a restroom, and when I came back out, my tires were flat and my windshield was broken. Oh and by the way, they stole the headrest on my passenger seat.
I grew up in Detroit, have family in Chicago, and friends all over in cities like Buffalo and Fort Worth. I’ve been a frequenter in those cities for the majority of my life, and have never really had any problems regarding violence or other types of criminal activity. I went to Brantford by mistake one time while in Canada, and got jumped and robbed after walking out of a McDonald’s.
I went back a few years later while on a business trip to Hamilton. I stopped in Brantford to use a restroom, and when I came back out, my tires were flat and my windshield was broken. Oh and by the way, they stole the headrest on my passenger seat.
by JustADude53 November 10, 2021
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