branlette

French slang for masturbation.

1. (Vulgar) Wank, ham shank, hand shandy (act of masturbation).
2. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit (worthless thing or activity)
3. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit, wankery (dubious or too elaborated construct, in general intellectually).

Derives from "branler" (to wobble, te be unstanble, also in slang to wank).

Se taper une branlette = to pull one's wire, to have a ham shank

Lire des bouquins, c'est le la branlette = Reading books is a fucking waste of time.

La droite, la gauche, le libéralisme, le communisme, c'est de la branlette tout ça ! = Right, left, free market economy, communism, that's all bullshit.

by The Ultimate Cunt January 24, 2010

Branne

nigger

Branne is a nigger!

by nate27R9274839 April 19, 2018

Branned

1. Completely and utterly retarded
2. Severely fucked up
3. A stronger way of saying 'cunt'

Ray: I just had sex with my daughter
S: What the fuck, thats branned.
J: Ray, you're such a bran...

by Cancerous cigs contain cancer December 22, 2008

Branned

Extremely vulgar way of saying 'fucked'. It holds every negative connotation ever conceived by man and is the most insulting word.

Person 1: Thats fucked up
Person 2: No it's not, it's branned.

S: That guy is such a bran
J: Yeah, he seriously can't teach
Ray: Wheres your homwok?

by Pairs of three guys December 22, 2008

Brannits

A collection of individual pieces of undigested bran left around the anus of healthy eating people, caused by the consumption of large quantities of bran. They usually need a wet-wipe or shower to remove them.

Etymology: A mixture of the words bran and winnits

Just had my regular as clockwork dump, couldn't wipe all the brannits away though

by john1million February 12, 2009

brennetta

An amazing , beautiful, loving and caring woman you will only met once in your life time. Knows what she wants in life and how she wants it. Can’t be fooled or play with your can take her home to momma or to the church right down the street. Just overall the perfect person if perfect was a thing

I wish I was a Brennetta.

by Nothingbetterthanme November 23, 2021

quarter brannen

A quarter boner/half chubb. When a male is excited, but not quite aroused.

"This girl was putting the moves on me, but after I noticed the bulge in her panties, it was nothing but quarter brannen.
"Person 1:So I was watchn this fat porno last night, shit was weird.
Person 2:Shit, you probably got a quarter brannen"
"I almost had sex with this chick last night, but I was 12 shots deep, so all I could muster was a quarter brannen."

Also see: chubb boner erection limp dick

by Wingo Dango February 22, 2014