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Broflake

A Bro who makes it a habit to propose or commit to attending a social endeavor, but consistently makes various excuses and fails to attend at the last minute.
Guy1: Hey man is Scotty comin?
Guy2: Na bro, he said he was but I doubt if he'll show... He's a serious broflake.
by misterperfect February 19, 2010
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broflake

one who flakes on a non-bro, in favor of a bro activity
Joe is a broflake.
by idklmao November 1, 2010
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Branflaketastic

Robin and Heather eating toasted sandwiches, filled with a hodgepodge of kitchen condements and fixens. Presumably bran flakes.
"Hey! Remember when Robin and heather made those toasted sandwiches? That was branflaketastic."
by Tape_leg June 20, 2007
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Broflake

Broflake is a Donald Trump apologist. They will defend his actions no matter how inane,racist,homophobic etc..
They are usually a right wing Republican who feels empowered by this POTUS.

A Broflake is the opposite of the overused Snowflake label for anyone who doesn't agree with him.
"Man this place is infested with Broflakes.....criticize Trump and they will be defend him as if he was a poor innocent soul."
"A Broflake cannot believe he is wrong even when you show them proof. "
Did you hear Hannity/Fox news doing their Broflake best last night? It was so pathetic.
by Bonzo53 August 13, 2019
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Broflake

A man, usually one that is white and able-bodied that is very unaware of his privilege. He usually assumes that he deserves much more than what is handed to him in life - usually in terms of women.

When a girl is just a friend, his every conversation with her is sexual and/or romantic even when she notes that it makes her uncomfortable. When she tries to talk to him about said situation, he refuses to reply or resorts to “I am just giving back what I’m picking up” or “Oh I don’t like you I just want to be good friends and be there for you!”

When said female friend needs advice or a nice conversation, he is flaky and nowhere to be seen - only truly involving himself into speaking with her when he knows he can construe the conversation into something sexual.
Marcy: “Hey are you friends with Charlie again?”
Sammy: “Maybe? Idk he’s being such a broflake”

Sammy: “Ugh today sucked”
Charlie: “Heh I know what you can suck on”
Sammy: “seriously? I just wanted to vent about my day”
Charlie:.....
Charlie:......
Charlie:...
Sammy: “Soo no reply? Such a broflake”
by RagingSocialDisaster August 1, 2019
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Broflake

Straight white male offended by any feminist or ethnic activity which is not directly designed for him.
Kyle: "How come there's no Straight Pride parade"?

Me: OMG you're such a delicate little broflake.
by 23Quarters March 21, 2017
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Broflake

All the people who down voted the accurate definitions of broflake as it pertains to fragile misogynist men who are happy to punch down at women but complain about women saying things such as "men are trash" for instance.

Akin to when white people display their fragility with respect to race, but in this case its regarding gender.
Guy: Instead of addressing male privilege when she said all men are trash, I took it very personally for some reason. Then she called me a broflake.

Friend of guy: What a b*tch.
by AntifaCuckeesian May 20, 2020
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