Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014

brerection

When a breakfast is so good it gives you an errection

Dude Tfigg's mom's cinnamon pancakes were so good they gave me a brerection

by big ol'e thick (blue) November 25, 2010

brainection

when two people simultaneously think of the same thing and it is said by either one of them , the other one can point out the fact that he/she was thinking of the same thing, therefore a brainection has been obtained.

joe - dude we should totally ditch the function and smoke up.
brian- dude ! i was thinking of the same thing!
joe - haha brainection bro!

by whoyourmomwaswithlastnight;) December 25, 2010

Bidirectional

This is when two girls are with one guy and one of the girls is in the middle on her knees finger banging the other girl with one hand and jacking off the dude with her other hand. Hence... "The Bidirectional"

"What did you do last night?"

"I was with two chick and one got on her knees and gave us the bidirectional."

Yaaahhh Buuuudddd "Bidirectional"

by LDAJJB June 19, 2010

brorection

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.

Dude, i have a major brorection for you.

by nibshax August 19, 2013

Breerection

Physical reaction due to uncontrollable delight at the prospect of homemaker-related activities.

You're coming to visit next month? OMG we must have a mixer, a dinner party and I will make roast beef, rice, apple pie and I shall have all our friends over and have drinks. Your guest room will have amazing bedsheets, new pillow and decor and it will all be spotless! I just had a breerection!!!!

by Fabu Nelly March 30, 2009

Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018