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Brumpette 

Similar to brumpet. To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A brumpette produces higher musical notes. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See Brumpet or fart or flatulence.
Emiliano: "Would you like to hear my brumpette"
Brumpette by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009

bumpsters 

So called “guides” in Gambia that have little to no experience in guiding tourists and whose main objective is to separate tourists from their money as much as possible.
"Beware the hustlers and bumpsters."
bumpsters by Noira September 24, 2006

Blumpstronaut 

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.
I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.
Blumpstronaut by eagus June 23, 2009

brumption 

"time to have my 5oclock brumption"

- mia
brumption by coolestguyever74 June 17, 2020
Bumpst A word you say after you fart to let all the people around you know that you just farted
BUMPST!!! open the window i just bumpsted
Bumpst by Jake Arch , Kev Ford August 8, 2007

apple blumpster 

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.