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Bowling Ball Treatment

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."
by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012
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let's go bowling!

Interjection

(1)What an annoying character on Grand Theft Auto IV asks by phone. Unlike other characters on the game, he constantly annoys you with: let's go play darts!, go drinking!, ect.
(2)Said to be irelalantly humorous, especially said in serious matters.
Roman: Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
Niko: For the last fucking time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling!
by randomduderandomnumber December 31, 2011
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Bowling Ball Present

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.
From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.
by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005
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Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
by anonymous January 10, 2019
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Bowling it

A style of walking when someone, namely chavs, commoners, louts and people that THINK they are cool, hard and tough. This is often opposed to, but does not exclude those that ARE hard and tough and walk with a bowling action.

Someone "Bowling it" walks with the arms swinging out wide to the side, and their body leaning in the opposite direction to balance out the arms swinging. The head may also be moved in an exaggerated manner side to side to futher balance out the huge distance the arm is.
The wider the arms swing, the more ridiculous, and the harder the person in question usually thinks they are. Someone "bowling it" walks with confidence / arrogance and will not move out of the way for people.
Bodybuilding can induce the bowling it effect, they are bowling it, but not in the strict definition where it is more the mental state of the person, than the action that is being referred to.
Self training is necessary to repeat the gait, as rest assured it does not come naturally, further highlighting the show and arrogance of the person that puts on the display when walking.
Bowling it is most often practised by youngsters, and is often acquired during school years, when people have less respect for one another and need to make their way through corridors.
Although I mention the head and body tilt is to balance the arms, I personally wonder if it is not in fact to compensate for the weight of their huge heads, they being big headed people.
A bloke walks down the street in a side to side motion, arms flailing at the sides. He does not step to the side, the other pavement user does, as the man owns the pavement. He knows people. You can practically feel the arrogance and weight of his head. He's off to the pub.

Me and my friend look at each other and chuckle at that fool bowling it along the highstreet.
by Essex/Suffolk Lad December 7, 2011
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Raisin Bowling

The act of shoving raisins into ones rectum, then farting in to someone's face and having the raisins shot out.
Sahara went raisin bowling in Marks face.
by Potato Gremlin >w< September 7, 2014
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niglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little black kids knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little white kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the niglet "pins" unhindered.
"Hey mike you want to go to the pool today?
"Nah, I kinda feel like hitting something."
"Great then lets hit up the wave pool go niglet bowling."
by Mike Tomlin October 21, 2007
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