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Wowsers Bowsers

A seemingly innocent phrase, often used in pervasive situations. It can be used as an explanation of joy or excitement, but it is more commonly used to remark on a female's body.
1. WOWSERS BOWSERS! How does she fit all that in them jeans?

2. (Slightly less perverted)
NickNick (MyMy) had a wowsers bowsers moment when Kristin shared his drink at the movies.

3. (No perverted connotation)
Wowsers bowsers, I am so sloshed from those XS energy drinks; honestly, out of my mind right now.
by RedLeader80 October 22, 2008
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Bowserism

A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.

1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.

2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.

3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.

4) Every man has sinned.

5) There are two paths from which to choose.

6) There is always time to change paths.

7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.

8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.

9) Do not lie.

10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.

11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.

12) Forgive others their errors.

13) Two wrongs do not make a right.

14)
Her Bowserism kept her head above water.
by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007
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Bolserise

Bol-sir-ayeez

–verb (used with object), -nized, -niz·ing.

1.
to get something right first time.

Origin:
1795–1805; < F bolseriser, named after ABA; see -ize

—Related forms
bol·ser·i·za·tion, noun
bol·ser·iz·er, noun

Synonyms
3. get right, nail it, get it sorted, blitz it,
Hey guys if we want this app doing properly were going to need to Bolserise it!
by ABA Fanboy November 6, 2010
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Wowsers and Bowsers

A term to express excitement, anger, sadness, pretty much can be used to express any emotions and used in any type of conversation
Did you see Lebron drop 60 points last night?
Wowsers and Bowsers he didn’t miss a shot.
by jjacav13 July 8, 2021
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bowsersoul59

A young streamer on twitch who mainly streams dead by daylight
Person 1:Hey have you ever watched bowsersoul59
Person 2: no ive never heard of him
Person 1:he mainly streams dead by daylight
by LumberJackCR September 5, 2019
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bowseritis

A most deadly virus first shown from the Nintendo DS game, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Bowseritis (or the Bowser Virus) are suppose to infect a person to the others causing them to transform into a Koopaling species (depending on their ages, sizes, etc.) or becoming an original character with the exact same reference as Bowser.
Doctor: "Yes... Do I see it? I do. And it emerge? It did. A most deadly virus that will surely spell your doom... It is...called..."
*Bowser's face shows up in the crystal ball*
Doctor: "BOWSERITIS!"
Bowser (in the crystal ball): "MWAHAHA!"
Bowser (from behind them): "Somebody page me?"
by PlucktheDragon January 26, 2023
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Boneristic

A term describing any characteristic of a women that induces a boner that has nothing to due with a natural trait such as personality, body weight, etc.

An Example:
Dude, its hard to decider whether or not her fake rack or her whorish makeup is her number one boneristic!
by TheLeadingMan November 14, 2011
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